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[AVoice]

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We take you now to the Oval Office at the White House.
– George W: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
– Condi Rice: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
– George: Great. Lay it on me.
– Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
– George: That's what I want to know.
– Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
– George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
– Condi: Yes.
– George: I mean the fellow's name.
– Condi: Hu.
– George: The guy in China.
– Condi: Hu.
– George: The new leader of China.
– Condi: Hu.
– George: The Chinaman!
– Condi: Hu is leading China.
– George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
– Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
– George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
– Condi: That's the man's name.
– George: That's whose name?
– Condi: Yes.
– George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
– Condi: Yes, sir.
– George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
– Condi: That's correct.
– George: Then who is in China?
– Condi: Yes, sir.
– George: Yassir is in China?
– Condi: No, sir.
– George: Then who is?
– Condi: Yes, sir.
– George: Yassir?
– Condi: No, sir.
– George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
– Condi: Kofi?
– George: No, thanks.
– Condi: You want Kofi?
– George: No.
– Condi: You don't want Kofi.
– George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
– Condi: Yes, sir.
– George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
– Condi: Kofi?
– George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
– Condi: And call who?
– George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
– Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
– George: Will you stay out of China?!
– Condi: Yes, sir.
– George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
– Condi: Kofi.
– George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
– Condi: Rice, here.
– George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the MiddleEast?

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